Anak: Tays, kains na tayos. Tatay: hoy tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng S sa mga sinasabi mo! huh? ano ba ulam? Anak: inigang na bangu may kamati at ibuya, arap abaw...
FRENCH LESSON: COUGH: o vou ASHES: avou NAKED: hu vou CAR: re vou BALLOON: lo vou DRUGS: sha vou GUDBYE: va vou CUTE: a cou!
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"
Teacher:John, pls use the word FACT thrice in a sentence.... (john think's very well) John: Ma'am, as amatter of fact the birds cannot fly without fact fact....hehehe!!!
